pain in the arse

forget MRSA and all the other superbugs, the most dangerous thing in hospitals is Brett. Hes so long that lying out whilst in the hospital waiting room he almost took relish in proving an obstruction to pensioners and the ill. The floors may be cleaned and polished for the express purpose of allowing guide dogs to be slid out of harms way whilst on their backs. The good news is that after having fingers, cameras and what felt like a pineapple shoved up my bum, nothing is wrong with me. Whilst being prodded, I distracted myself with the question - just what is the difference between a raisin and a currant? I still dont know...

Track of the day = Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire